I was going to put up a list, but I realized that I would probably just piss people off more tha amuse them. But seriously....some of these requests are SO ridiculous that I can't believe it.
Imagine that we are somewhere in the second hour of a smokin' dance party and everyone is pretty well liquored up. The dance floor has been packed for the last 3 songs and someone walks up and asks if I can play:
In the Year 2525 (Zager and Evans)
Guantanamera (The Sandpipers)
Alley Cat (Bent Fabric)
Big John (Jimmy Dean)
Anything by Ray Stevens, but especially Ahab the Arab
Tears in Heaven (Eric Clapton)
A Walk in the Black Forest (Horst Jankoski)
Mr. Bojangles (Nitty Gritty Dirt Band or Sammy Davis Jr.)
Anyone of these songs has the capability to clear the dance floor. So...no, I am not going to play them. No.
No no no. Go away. Seek help. No.